Friday, July 28, 2006

is THAT why I'm going to graduate school?

Should stumbling onto this kind of questionable "pornography" make me feel liberated or even more liberated?

I'm just so confused.

10 comments:

spiffae said...

some porn photo shoot director thought that "after" picture was going to be a lot sexier than it turned out to be.

by the way, you may love this:
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3972

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Lena Webb said...

The more I look at it, the more I get the feeling that those are two different ladies. They really should have been wearing goggles...

Also, I won third place in a middle school science fair. But I attribute my success to the perfectly scaled down Vera Wang cocktail number I was wearing.

jesappleby said...

That's right, I just got a blog account so I could say this:
Man, that nipple just catches me by surprise everytime. It stares at me.

spiffae said...

if you look at it closely, it looks like the top of her face, right at the hairline, is melting off. Maybe she really is about to die.

What I want to know is where the shards of glass went. Maybe the thing exploded, killed the first girl, then a crazy melty-headed girl came in, tore the clothes off the dead body, put them on and then someone took a picture.

Lena Webb said...

Ben! You're, like, better than Monk! That's totally what happened. The melty-head girl has wider hips and she's a little shorter and her dark shade of lipstick has either been blown off by glass shards or IT NEVER EXISTED!

I think, ultimately, what I like most about this picture is that it's a "what's different about these two hot chicks?" game-- you know, like the ones you used to do in Highlights magazine. Can you see the fake smoke in image one?

Lena Webb said...

Oh wow, the clamp on the ring stand is facing the other way in the second picture too. I love this game!

spiffae said...

I hate to break it to you, but the hips are the same. The first girl is leaning over the counter, with her hips back, and the second one is standing straight up. To see this clearly you have to look at the reflection of the girl on the table. While the second one is a straight mirror image because she is standing straight up, the first one shows us a completely different angle because she is leaning over. I need to draw some diagrams of the light bouncing.

Hips=same.

Now here's something. Examine the melting head. To me, it looks more like a little short haircut, though it is really hard to tell. The hair remains a mystery.

Final proof for my second girl comes in and steals shirt theory. Observe the amount of destruction around the second shirt's waistline, and then notice that the skirt is completely untouched. The skirt was not around at the time of the clamp-reversing explosion.

!!!

BunnyD said...

My friend Julie, aka DJ Cocklipz, kindly request a black bar over the nipples in future posts. Don't want to be firewalled.
Too funny! Shouldn't she be under the safety shower?

Mackenzie said...

yes, lena. this is why you're going to grad school.

my students promised they would never post these pictures anywhere. where did you find these? I have some grades to change...

Texwaiian said...

I love the fact that I get to see boobage on your blog! If anything, it'll keep me coming back.