Lust.
Pure lust. I LUST after these boots. I got a little light-headed when I saw them. And they're only $188! I've paid nearly that much for boots in the past, and not boots like this. Oh no.
I'd be like one of those well-dressed whores in the HBO series "Deadwood." I could walk through the CDC's security gates with a bomb and twelve middle-eastern men ALL named Osama in those boots.
Oh yes.
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Lena, those are fuck-me boots. They are. Admit it. I can't wait for you to wear them...uh...you know, cause then...um...you'll get to skank it up with a bunch of guys. Yeah yeah! And maybe we can go back to skidmore and have sex with all those people we were talking about...after drinking heavily...
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