Friday, October 21, 2005

How's work, Lena?

Completely inaccessable to me, forever.

This is the logical conclusion of the day:

1. In order to get put in The System, I need to be fingerprinted.
2. In order to be fingerprinted, I need to be in the System.

These statements cancel each other out and therefore I am forever outside of The System.

Welcome to the Future where Nothing is Possible.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice paradoxical logic proof.

Anonymous said...

welcome to the terms and conditions of membership in the actors union. to be in a union show you need to be union. to get into the union you need to be in a union show. fucking bitch.

PS. if the feds ask anything about me remember what we learned about the police. lie, deny and be dishonest whenever possible.

PPS. brendon you're hot, update your blog!