[elitist laugh] Ha ha ha ha! Let us prepare Grey Goose shots with candied lemons and talk about SCIENCE!
Perhaps others will remember the different kinds of forces from high school chemistry? Then they'll take a swig of Jack and take a swing at us, causing us to spill our fancy vodka.
Brendon. Shh. Shhhhhhh. I'm going to put some cold cucumber slices over your eyes and then we're going to talk a little bit. Just lay out on those sheets--what? Yes, they ARE silk, you're so perceptive. Shhh..
Now. There are four fundamental FORCES {see it's funny already because I said HORSES!) and gravity is a fundamental force and so are van der Waals or "London Dispersion" forces. The latter are weak and transient forces while gravity, obviously is like THE fundamental force. That's why the gravity horses are so hot. The other, weird transient horses are UGLY. With flies and shit-smelling-ness.
You understand now. Now I take away the cucumber and kiss your fluttering eyelids. YOU'RE A GENIUS!
5 comments:
ooooh! those London Dispersion Horses have never looked so good.
you know, that's only funny to select group of people and I'm proud to be a part of it.
[elitist laugh] Ha ha ha ha! Let us prepare Grey Goose shots with candied lemons and talk about SCIENCE!
Perhaps others will remember the different kinds of forces from high school chemistry? Then they'll take a swig of Jack and take a swing at us, causing us to spill our fancy vodka.
indeeeed. here here. so on and so forth. hruph hrupgh.
fuck me, i have no idea why that is supposed to be funny...
Brendon. Shh. Shhhhhhh. I'm going to put some cold cucumber slices over your eyes and then we're going to talk a little bit. Just lay out on those sheets--what? Yes, they ARE silk, you're so perceptive. Shhh..
Now. There are four fundamental FORCES {see it's funny already because I said HORSES!) and gravity is a fundamental force and so are van der Waals or "London Dispersion" forces. The latter are weak and transient forces while gravity, obviously is like THE fundamental force. That's why the gravity horses are so hot. The other, weird transient horses are UGLY. With flies and shit-smelling-ness.
You understand now. Now I take away the cucumber and kiss your fluttering eyelids. YOU'RE A GENIUS!
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